Swampenger hunt
Go ahead poke around...if you dare
There should be something here but there's not....surprise!
The freaks come out at night and apparently so do the swamplurks...
Look at you looking for the link in obvious places...lol
Now why is there a hat stuck on top of a branch in the middle of the swamp as if Indian Jones was here somewhere searching for the lost treasure of the swamp? It's here-if you know what's valuable???
You want fries with that? It's been there for years and still looks like the day it was bought. Makes you wonder what they put in it....
☣ bioengineering ☣
Special delivery 30mins or just wait longer...now how order the cosmic pepperoni???
Hand is just stuck there...sometimes Hand twitches...sometimes Hand gives a thumbs up but most of all Hand absolutely loves finger puppets
The crow is always watching your every move. Knows more than it should but won't tell
???...
Do you know how hard it is to get a level 37 swampgord with the legendary toxic glow effect to fall for the bait and get trapped and seal in one of those?
Not very any jelly filled doughnut will do :p
So this is what it's come down to? Rummaging through trash to find a secret link...literally
Here's where the "status quo ante" died. No longer will things go on the same. Dare to be different and fail big. Believe in it so bad you make others believe. Be crazy enough to want to make a positive difference to those around you. Be weird enough to take ideas off the wall and make them work. Where were you the day "status quo ante" died?
Population: 343,829
29.95465, -90.06667
bugs like me get a bad rap. See I'm just like you trying to survive sure I drink blood but it's only so my babies can eat
"Ones man's trash is another man's treasure"
this time it literally pays to dig around in wierd places. That's at least 20 shillings.
Buddy Bolden's Band 1905
Kid Ory's Woodland Band 1905
Original Creole Orchestra
Jazz Sheet Music (A.J. Piron)
Fate Marable's S.S. Capitol Orchestra (1920)
New Orleans Rhythm Kings 1922
Pythian Roof Temple Gardens 1923
King Oliver's Creole Jazz Band 1923
Louis Armstrong's Hot Five 1925
Jelly Roll Morton's Red Hot Peppers 1926
Henry Allen Brass Band 1926
Sam Morgan Jazz Band 1927
Underneath you find an old flyer...really old...I mean ancient historical relic... so old it looks like its been here since dirt was created....Talk about treasure!
Well it's pretty much what you'd expect. It's a full fledged steaming pile of trash. Some old receipts, various food wrapping, old toothbrush, some broccoli that's never been touched(stay that way) wait...under a moldy peice of half eaten bread you find a note:
Everyone always asks what's with all the green slime? It's toxic yeah...sure it smells foul but but the slime is what made us who we are today.
"Walking through the muck can suck...be mindful when you stuck the muck"
Dr. Swampseuss
⚠ caution ⚠
🟩EXTREMELY VOLATILE🟩 SUBSTANCE
That's Old Betsy. She was mean when she was alive. She's still mean. Don't touch the horns. She hates it.
What happens when you steal to many fish from the market and get forgotten and left to rot...some call him "swampcliff" but don't call him cause he might come out and steal your fish...
Looks like it fits but what are you going to unlock? The doors completely destroyed
Book title: SWAMPTALES
An ancient book of history dusty and old. Its seen better days and the stories still get told to this day.
Wait you find an ripped out piece of a page tucked inside...
⚜️KABOOM⚜️
....I solemnly swear
that I'm up
to no good...
The swamp has so much lore hidden away. The deeper you can go the more you discover. You need a Traiteur to guide the way. There many traps,twists,turns so step carefully
Straight from the ×SWAMPTRESS×
everyday keeps the evil spirits away...it's a way-of-life it's a manual its mindset
WE STAY SWAMP
Plumber left it and never came back-don't blame him. How he ever found this place is still a mystery
Pass the channel locks will ya?
If I was a snake I would have bit cha...wait I am a snake...come here
Truth is this is where a big elaborate video where gators came out of the marsh and chased you down but budgets where cut and we end up with a rubber toy gator who just stares to remind us of the tough choices we all have to make in life...good thing you still got an imagination
Hommie death is always lurking in the shadows or just out for some fishing
Yo! Sup Death
Death: oh just chill collecting dead things...
Yo! We ain't ready to party yet t-boy
Death: nah..."Laissez les bons temps rouler."
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